Black leopard

Amy, posting by proxy today:

"The Black Leopard, probably the most evolved predator cat, most aggressive, and most feared animal in the world—Oh Ivor, impressive! Black Leopards are not fussy eaters—no kidding—and prefer to remain hidden during daylight hours, resting and sleeping—you will find Ivor sleeping near the door of the back elevator. They are generally extremely secretive and solitary animals, only coming out when staff are holding big meetings with lots of food. They are supreme tree climbers and can leap to 6-8 meters up a tree trunk from the ground. Black Leopards are rarely seen—aren’t we lucky!—and live and breed in the UK. Rabbits would probably be the main diet in the UK—hey, has anyone seen Sam’s favorite pet bunny, Emma? Oh, and the Black Leopard has a highly proven track record as a man eater—run now, everyone!"