Friday, June 15, 2007

Black leopard

Amy, posting by proxy today:

"The Black Leopard, probably the most evolved predator cat, most aggressive, and most feared animal in the world—Oh Ivor, impressive! Black Leopards are not fussy eaters—no kidding—and prefer to remain hidden during daylight hours, resting and sleeping—you will find Ivor sleeping near the door of the back elevator. They are generally extremely secretive and solitary animals, only coming out when staff are holding big meetings with lots of food. They are supreme tree climbers and can leap to 6-8 meters up a tree trunk from the ground. Black Leopards are rarely seen—aren’t we lucky!—and live and breed in the UK. Rabbits would probably be the main diet in the UK—hey, has anyone seen Sam’s favorite pet bunny, Emma? Oh, and the Black Leopard has a highly proven track record as a man eater—run now, everyone!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was planning on coming back to D.C. on Monday, but after reading about Ivor's latest identity I must say that I'm kind of nervous. Hopefully by then he will have transformed into something a little less intimidating!

This is a great idea, guys; keep up the great work! I would like to know though when Ivor is going to be a pander (ask Jon for the back story on that).

Anonymous said...

It's Karla writing this comment and the last one by the way; I don't have a Blogspot account and I can't figure out how to make it show me as anything but anonymous until I get one, so I didn't want you all to be too confused.

Sam said...

Hi Karla I think you can check the "other" button and it will give you boxes to write in your name. I'm not sure though how it works!

Anonymous said...

Well said.